Would You Rather...

long lonely life.... i've always wanted to live for eternity... but since thats not possible, i'd settle for a long life, although lonely, i'd make it up with the internet

would you rather marry the girl you have always loved, but she doesn't even have a penny to her name, or marry a random girl who is rich beyond belief?

marry the broke girly would you rather be blind or be deformed

Think I would rather be deformed. Cause if i was blind, I wouldn't be able to do photography.

Would you rather:

1) Be a man and have a simple life but not great sex.

or

2) be a girl and have a complicated life but great sex.

I'm happy with being a Male lol

Now the question everyone has been waiting for.

Toilet paper:

Would you rather have it over or under?

Assuming your talking about how it is on the toilet paper holder, has to be over, under just makes no sense to me and has to be corrected (OSD!!!).

Would you rather be Han Solo or Anakin Skywalker?

rot-in-peace, you have to answer the question above you before you ask your own question.

needswall, I would rather be Anakin Skywalker. Two reasons: 1) You get awesome Jedi powers and a light sabre. 2) You get Padme Amidala (aka Natalie Portman)! Who would disagree with me there lol.

Would you rather be the greatest guitarist the world has ever seen, but you're never going to be discovered; or would you rather an "ok" guitarist in a band that is well known and you get to travel all over?

Oh my bad, sry

I would rather be an ok guitarist, and go on tours cause then i would get real famous and reeeaaal rich

Would you rather be 5 feet smaller? or 5 feet taller?

I think I would rather be 5 feet taller, cause then I'd be a beast and no body could stop me lol.

Would you rather have the world's hottest wife (your pick) OR would you rather be the world's wealthiest bachelor, own your own island, and NEVER touch a woman?

EDIT:You just beat me to posting argh...

rot-in-peace wrote:Oh my bad, sry

I would rather be an ok guitarist, and go on tours cause then i would get real famous and reeeaaal rich

Would you rather be 5 feet smaller? or 5 feet taller?

I'd rather be 5 feet taller.

Would you rather never exist or have no one else exist.

decisiveracoon wrote:rot-in-peace, you have to answer the question above you before you ask your own question.

needswall, I would rather be Anakin Skywalker. Two reasons: 1) You get awesome Jedi powers and a light sabre. 2) You get Padme Amidala (aka Natalie Portman)! Who would disagree with me there lol.

WARNING: for those of you who have not seen Star Wars Ep. I-VI, (1) below are some spoilers, (2) stop what you are doing, go somewhere you can either buy or rent DVD's, get them and watch them!

Decisiveracoon: I get your point, Natalie Portman is hot in the prequals, and Jedi powers would rule, however (a) Anakin was such a whinny bitch from the second half of Ep. II till he becomes Vader and (b) presumably can't 'get it on' from Ep. III (aged about 20) till his death in Ep. VI (you would think in his 50's / 60's) unless you consider being the Emperors lapdog a good thing.

Now Han Solo, he (a) has the Millenium Falcon, a ship so bad ass that it did the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs (those who would argue its a measure of distance not time, you would be right, however check out this link http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Parsec and read "A New Hope Mess Up?"), (b) he has Chewbacca as his first mate and best friend (he has basically has a 7ft tall dogbear as a bodyguard cause Chewie swore a life debt to Solo) and most importantly of all (c) while as I said above I agree that Padme Amidala is very tidy, especially in Ep. II, who can deny that Princess Leia in the gold bikini is one of the hotest things in history, and Solo gets her at the end of Ep. VI.

Anyway, in answer to decisiveracoon's post which I think got missed - would have to be the world's hottest wife, would love money and islands, but could not do without a women! Plus, imagine being able to have your perfect women!

Ant_rocks_09 - I would rather never exist than have no one else exist, would be entertaining for about a week to have the world as your playground, but would probably go a little crazy very quickly (watch "I Am Legend").

My "Would You Rather" - McDonalds or Burger King

Mcdonalds, I hate it but they have better fries.

Yeah raccoon posted his while I was typing mine so I didn't notice.

Would you rather

Get beat everyday or watch a family member get beat everyday.

Ah that's hard! I must say get beat every day, cause I couldn't stand the guilt :-/

Would you rather get bit by a poisinos snake or a poisinos spider?

I'd have to go with snake. There's just something about spiders that don't get along with me haha.

Would you rather: Batman, Spiderman, or Superman? (I know, I threw u a curve ball with 3 options haha)

batman...

would you rather die on a torture rack, or not be able to speak spanish?

Not be able to speak spanish

Slide down a 50 foot razor blade into a vat of alcohol or cut off 2 fingers?

xD

Wow, they both sound painful haha. I would have to say cut off two fingers. You can always sear the wound and put it on ice lol.

Would you rather: The muppets, or sesame street? lol

The Muppets because of their awesome movies

Get an Xbox or drown in a vat of faeces?

Drown in a vat of faeces. Bill Gates gets enough of my money through each year without adding to it through an Xbox. Plus after 15 years of Playstation gaming, I think I have more ties to PS than to most members of my family (have spent more time with either a PS1, 2 or 3 at least).

Godfather 1 or 2?

Godfather 1

Would you rather be deaf or mute?

Meaning if you're deaf you can still talk assuming you know how to and if you're mute you can hear but you can't talk.

Mute

Would you rather, live without music or live without tv?

xD

Music. Could not be without TV, movies and computer games.

Transformers or GI Joe (80s toys not the movies, or both if you like).

GI Joe by far!!

Would you rather never taste anything ever again, or taste one thing all day long, forever

Hhmmmm.....that's a tough one. I THINK I would have to go with never tasting anything ever again. Otherwise, tasting one thing all day long would get really tiring, and probably remind me of all the other tastes out there that I couldn't have and that would just be torture.

Would you rather be a pirate or a medieval knight?

Medieval knight, couldn't handle being at sea for months at a time, with scurvy and no women...

Fall 200 stories to your death or drown in a puddle.